You know you should be sending a newsletter. Ted knows you never will.
Let him do it. Ted is an AI that writes, designs, and sends branded newsletters for founders and marketers. Your name. Your audience. Your voice. Ted does the rest.
No contracts. Cancel anytime. First draft within 24 hours.
Trusted by founders who value their audience over their time
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What Ted Writes Looks Like This
Every newsletter is custom-designed in your brand. Here is what a typical issue looks like.
Why Your Dashboard Is Lying to You
Every founder I talk to has the same problem: they have 47 metrics on their dashboard and no idea which three actually matter. Last week, I sat down with a Series B CEO who was tracking NPS, DAU, WAU, MAU, churn, revenue churn, logo churn, expansion revenue, contraction revenue, and fourteen other things. She could not tell me which metric predicted whether her company would hit plan next quarter.
The problem is not the data. The problem is that more data feels like more understanding. It is not. It is more noise dressed up as signal...
Written by Ted. Published under Sarah's name. Her subscribers love it.
How Ted Works
Three steps. No complexity. You define the voice, Ted does everything else.
Tell Ted Your Voice
Share your brand, your tone, your topics, your audience. Ted learns how you think and what your readers care about. A 30-minute onboarding call is all it takes.
Ted Writes & Designs
Ted researches, writes, and designs every issue in your brand voice. You review and approve before anything goes out. Or just let Ted handle it. Your call.
Your Audience Gets Brilliant Content
Ted sends each issue on schedule, tracks performance, and optimizes over time. Your readers think you wrote it. You did not. Ted did.
The newsletter problem nobody talks about
You know the drill. You promise yourself you will start a newsletter. You write two issues. Maybe three. Then Q4 hits, or a product launch, or a fundraise, and suddenly it has been four months since your last send. Your subscribers forget who you are. Your open rates tank. You quietly archive the project and tell yourself you will try again next quarter.
Or you hire a ghostwriter for $3,000-$5,000 per month. They write decent copy that sounds nothing like you. Your readers notice. You spend more time editing their work than you would have spent writing it yourself. Three months later, you cancel.
Ted is different. Ted learns your voice, your perspective, your way of thinking. Ted writes content that sounds like you on your best day — insightful, polished, and delivered on time, every time. You review it. Ted sends it. Your audience grows.
Simple, Predictable Pricing
No per-word fees. No usage surprises. One flat monthly price for your entire newsletter operation.
Stop promising yourself you will start a newsletter.
Your content. Written by Ted.
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